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Hey you just shot my wifeIm so from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !

She was two thirds married onceWhat do from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

Why was the broom late It over from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Why was the broom late ? It over swept !

Why did the pound girl marry the from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

Why is a bride always out of from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

Marriage is a threering circus Engagement ring from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!

Young Actor Dad guess what Ive just from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.

A woman was in court charged with from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."

Today is my twentyfifth wedding anniversary ReallyYes from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!

Two men were remembering their wedding days from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I married her," replied Fred.

What happened at the cannibals wedding party from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

At a jury trial with the jury from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."

A husband and wife were at a from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."

Ever since we got married my wife from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

A man took his wife to the from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

Two men were changing in the locker from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

The child was a typical fouryearold girl from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

The room was full of pregnant women from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.